Charge-up Lovers T-Shirts

"She'll be down in a minute. She's still charging."

Gadget geek.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Movies vs. Films

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

cuPad

Plasma Ball

Love At First Shock

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

The Joy Of Txt...

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Heart is sewn back together.

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

Strategies that will always work

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'Be my Valentine?'

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Fancy Dress Box

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'How much for NO stems?'

Take me to: Your leader.

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

"This new guy's really good!"

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

Computer dating.

Even the busiest leaders must know when to switch off and recharge their batteries...

'My parents are renewing their wedding vows. . . my mom just notices that my dad had penciled in an expiration date on the marriage license.'