Chardonnay Devotee Prints

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Sloaney Pony.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Pastries and Candy

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

With Compliments

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Wine at the Bar

Champagne Charlie.

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Champagne at the hunt

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

The Waiter

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Sabrage

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

Champagne Tasting.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Friends and champagne

'Happy New Year!'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'