Character Merchandising Impresario T-Shirts

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Motorherd

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

The Missing Bell

Mushrooms of New York

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

Piano eight hands.

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Sergey Diagilev

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

Qualifications

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

Butterfly

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Superman's desk boxes: UP! UP!...Away!

"Smoked hickory muppet jerky."

The end is near merchandise store

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

The Index Finger.

Nah, I didn't see that movie. I bought the merchandise, though.

'Write me a theme song and rig it so it plays when people enter my office.'

Feeling a little over confident in his abilities, Andrew Lloyd Webber makes a career ending sequel.

Characters Caricaturas.

'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'

P.T. Barnum

"We went out once. He's a real domain name-dropper."