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How come when dad has to weed it's 'a waste of his time', but when I have to weed, it's 'building my character'?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Be kind"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"I don't leave home without it!"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Tree and bear hugging.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"What's my motivation?"

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

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