Chaos To Calm Enthusiast Mugs

"Ron, look, a rainbow!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Not guilty?"

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

City centre pub.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Hell: The Airport"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Shoppers

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'