Chaos Juggler Prints

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Newton's cradle

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I have to get this project finished."

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'Attack!'

Cell phone.

Stress Relief for CEOs

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

The Battle Between Television and Books

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

"It's from my wife. Honeydos."

"Now can I go up to the pub?"

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

A conductor bows while a one-man-band sits, exhausted.

"Powerful speaker. Gives a platitude real attitude."