Chaos Comedians Prints

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Future garbage truck driver.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Non-Drip ?

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Dog Day Afternoon

'George! This way quick!'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'Sunday in the park'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'