
'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'
Decorate their wall with print designs that humorously capture the quirks of changing phone providers. A fun reminder of life's small transitions.
'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'
'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
Atomic Bear: Part 22
"I see the downsizing continues."
All the apps hidden within a phone
'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'
"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."
"I'll check and see if he's available."
"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."
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"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."
"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."
'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.
"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'
"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."
'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'
"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."
"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."
'Never mind what I'm wearing!'
"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."
"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."
"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."
"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."
'Frankly I'm looking for a doctor I won't outlive and have to change to another.'
RSI
"It's more of a conversation piece, really."
'...and if you want to buy marijuana, just press the hash key!'
"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."
'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'
"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"
"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"
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