Change Resistor Mugs

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'All these changes - why can't everything stay the same!?'

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

Running away from change.

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

"Clubs, clothes, and now fire? I'm feeling overwhelmed with the current pace of technological change."

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

'I'm holding my breath to avoid change.'

He tried to hold back the blades of change.

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

"Luddite."