
"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."
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"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'
'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'
Where your mind & battle are los
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.
Butterfly Woman
'Let's not go by the book.'
'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'
'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
In basket-case.
'How fast can you hype?'
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."
"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."
Others will fight for you
'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'
'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'
'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'
'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'
'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
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