Change In Perspective T-Shirts

Greed

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Welcome."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Perspective Repair

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"How the hell are you?"

Distilled Elephant

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'This should come out just right.'

4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 I can't see the fours for the threes. F E

Scary Slug Stories

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

Look...a friendly face.

'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

"Call me an optimist, but I prefer to see the grass half foal."

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.

Fred gets a new perspective.