Change Admirer Mugs

'When I got in line, this was a bank. And now it's a STARBUCKS?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Dog walking Human.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Moby Dick

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

Red hot little combo

Christopher Nolan caricature

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"It's a great work!"

Cover story: Picasso

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'