Change Admirer Mugs

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Dog walking Human.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Moby Dick

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Red hot little combo

'Picasso'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'