Chance Taker Mugs

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

The spots have fallen off a man's dice.

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

"I got through just in time! I'm surprised you hadn't thought of it - I've just bet the maximum on every horse in the race to win and each way..."

Lottery Chances

"It's agreed, we invest our share of the $700 billion bailout in Lotto tickets."

Fat Chance - Casino & weight loss center.

'Do you really think the possibility you may have won 10 million dollars in some sweepstakes is the best life insurance you should have?'

'No this is not where you pick up your lottery winnings. But, since you are here...'

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Keno?...Keno?'

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

"He decided that retirement planning had to be about more than just money...."

Recovering Gambling Addict: Will work for powerball tickets.

Winning Ticket

"Your best bet, Ralph, is to win the lottery..."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Marco ..."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

On the brink.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'