Champions Of Clear Communication Mugs

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Inclusive speech

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

Teamwork

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

WHO checklist

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

What to disclose at a job interview

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."