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"I know I told you monsters weren't real, son, but the one under your bed happens to be very real."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Human Rights

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Procrastinator's Leap.

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

Start of the school year

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Woman sees on computer screen: If You're So Smart Why Aren't You A Teacher?

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

US Women's Soccer/World Troubles,

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

Poker Moms

"Be prepared to be hated!"

Heaven: Disabled Access

'He's Dyslexic.'

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

"No, no... she's the dentist! I'm the dental assistant!"

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

Andrea Arroyo-Breonna Taylor

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

Now that our demands have been met... could you help us up?

"A ceiling? I thought it was a floor."

"Shame really, her references were excellent but her understanding of the cost benefit interace in relationship to consumer management function let her down."