Chambermaid Pillows

'You've been good and loyal staff but unfortunately my unemployment benefit's been stopped so I am going to have to let you go.'

Honeymooners!

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Maid

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Tilly Slowboy

Cook and her Maids

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Team Cello

Saying Grace.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

In the art gallery

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe