Chalkboard Artists Prints

'We have reason to believe Bingleman is an irrational number himself.'

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Draw your own path."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'...Or not.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

The History Teacher