Chair Climber Prints

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Upward Progress

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Building business relations.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Wallpapering with Nails

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Rubbish and Everest

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"I can see here on your résumé that you’d like my job ..."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

YOU ARE HERE

Climbing to the moon...

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."