
'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'
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'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
'Now that I have your attention...'
Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.
British savings accounts
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
"Stock options for your thoughts."
'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
The day the stock market went UP.
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'
"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."
"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
"Here's what I'm gonna do."
"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'
'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
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