Ceremonial Uniform Fan Mugs

Queen's Guard

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Joe Biden

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Easter bunny Island.

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

Management Styles - Inspirational

Joe's Tuxedos

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

Decorations Continued Around Back.

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"I'd like to thank...."

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Place settings

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

'Excuse me, Sir - But I believe you're fallen in with the wrong party.'