Cereal Explorer Prints

Breakfast cereal..Healthy option...crap option.

'If it's oatmeal, and it says regular flavor, that means no flavor at all.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

La Table

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

French wine

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Before/After

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Sauce for the Goose

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Important Food Groups