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'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

'Well, you always said that if you became CEO you'd like to live in a gated community.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

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'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

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"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

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"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

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"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."