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'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Yes, I am looking for an ambitious person and no,I don't have any plans to retire in the near future.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."