Central Park Stroller Pillows

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Playing Fetch.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Nature Lovers

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Complaints Desk

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Pampered?"

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Keep Off The Hay

"Some walk, huh?"

"Honey, run!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.