Central Bank Employee Pillows

Mario Draghi

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

Another Rogue Trader

Institutions Controlling Money

Euro Discobolus

Do not feed the clerks.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'At the Federal Reserve, Employees observed several minutes of silence in memory of 'Reaganomics'.'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Janet Yellen

Wait a second, that's a toy gun. I'm only authorized to give you monopoly money.

"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"

Savings, Withdrawals, Robberies.

"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Big Bad Wolf Foreclosure.

ChairWOman of the Federal Reserve.

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Ben Bernanke

Sperm Bank Robbery.

"Prescott, may I have a word with you?"

Pot Busts Gone Wild

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

"Freeze!"

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'