Center Of Attention Seeker Mugs

'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'

Marketing: 'Now walk nonchalantly in front of me and remember: you don't know me! Ok?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Likes: $2.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Mentioning 'Sex'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

As Seen On TV

'Seriously folks...'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

Media Whore Raceway.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Attention surplus

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"