Center Of Attention Appreciator Prints

"Edward attracts light."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Artist on the Beach

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Nor'easter Island.

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

Prehistoric Wallpaper