Cemeteries Prints

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"Will that be all, sir?"

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

'And this time, don't make a specter of yourself.'

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

Eternal Rest Cemetery and Golf Course.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

Just having a little down time.

Many are called I was chosen.

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

'I'm not surprised, have you see the price of headstones lately?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Roadkill Cemetery

Vague Headstone

Do Not Disturb!

Bizarre sights.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"Mom, Dad, I'm gay. Wow, that was easy."

"Karen — I found your dad’s tombstone!!"

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"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"He was always so sweaty."

Tomb of the unknown leftover

Man looking at a mausoleum in a cemetery that has been fitted with a satellite antenna

Lucky to be born.

'Let's just say he wasn't a big fan of election years.'

"To be honest, he was so good at playing dead, we were never absolutely certain."

'I'm worried, Patrick, that life might be passing you by.'