Cellular Sprinter Mugs

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

Go! Means NOW!

"Tour de Frank"

City Marathon.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Baby Race.

Runner Bean...

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

Runner's High, Runner's Low

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

Can you start immediately?

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"Your father and I thought it was time you knew. You've been genetically engineered."

'I can't find my keys!'

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

There's some grumbling going on down there. The muscle fibers are complaining about getting stuck with all the heavy lifting. LDL is tired of getting called "bad" cholesterol, and the blood cells don't like all the traveling they have to do in their job. A little speck is trying to convince the brain these bad attitudes are all in the head. A little speck? Yeah, a proton is telling the brain he can take charge of the situation with the power of positive thinking!

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

'I would join your multi-cellular organism, but I value my independence.'

Burger Discus

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'Sorry - his breakfast meeting ran onto a working lunch and now he's at a business dinner.'

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'