Cellular Biologist Mugs

The Body, Inc. Sounds like a good idea but we should run it by the DNA department first.

The cellular phone.

Single Cell Phones: 'I can't hear you, you're breaking up...'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Single-cellphones...

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Seagiraffes

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The circle is complete!'

Desert Island Meals.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."