Cello Gifts

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

The William Tell Overture

Cellist wearing face mask.

Sir John Barbirolli

Orchestra.

Cello player using a comb

Devil cello

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Toddler playing the cello

Victor Herbert

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Church for sports worshipers.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

High-gravity baseball

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I AM at my usual position."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."