Cell Biologist Pillows

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Seagiraffes

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

The one that got away

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Scientists are sexy