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Smashed harp...

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Colonial Larrysburg.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

If this van's a rockin'...

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Cherub string quartets

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Wotan

John Lennon

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Cassandra Wilson

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'