Celestial Tourists Prints

"It's just a little death defect."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Blue Origin

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"You are here"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Celestial Navigation

Moon Souvenirs

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

UFO

You are everywhere.

'Whoops!'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Vacation on the Moon.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"I'm your sun!"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Angel with speed camera.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Recalculating!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'He seems nice.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'