Celestial Tourists Prints

"It's just a little death defect."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Blue Origin

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"You are here"

Celestial Navigation

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Moon Souvenirs

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

UFO

You are everywhere.

"I'm your sun!"

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Vacation on the Moon.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Recalculating!'

Angel with speed camera.

'He seems nice.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'