Celestial Sound Critic Mugs

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Boptimism

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

An amplified harp

Double bass in space

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

A little night music...

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Roy, orbiting.

Moon crooner

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

First Cynic in Space

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

Cellist on Mars

Bassoonist cherub.

Cellist on Mars

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

"My 'chord' and my God!"

Rate your stay on earth. Would you recommend earth to a friend?

'Well, yeah, they're nice...but I kind of figured that we grew them when we got up here?'

Labelled Church Bells.

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

Your daily horoscope.

Cellist cherub

"The truth is, I really can't stand world music!"

"Before you come in could we have some feedback on your death experience?"