Celestial Snack Enthusiast Mugs

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"The bagels are better in New York."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Aliens Coffee

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

The Fast-Science Strip

Paradise: Collection of wine

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"Make me one with everything."

Angels after hours.

Fisherman with a cocktail snack.

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"What's good here?"

Pizza delivery to heaven.

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

quick back to the spaceship

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

'James is very persuasive.'

"Hey! - What's this I hear about you ECLIPSING me?"

"Have you noticed how nobody seems to be in a hurry here?"

'I try to supply the best of both worlds.'

'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''

"I hate to break this to you, but we're all vegetarians."