Celestial Laugh Seeker Mugs

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"OMG, LOL!"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Ask Sadie

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Well, that was a total waste of time!