Celestial Laugh Seeker Mugs

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"OMG, LOL!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.