Celestial Comedy Lovers Prints

An angel's halo is held up by a devil's tail.

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Shoe repair

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'It was a split decision.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'I miss the evildoers.'