Celery Celebrity Prints

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Elvis Presley

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Jack Gleeson

Brad Pitt

Artist and Musician

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Tom Hanks

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

George Clooney Machine

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Joe Henry

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

All Star Team.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

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