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Ashton Kutcher's World

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Saoirse Ronan

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

Hannibal Montana.

My other arse is J-Lo's

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David Niven caricature

Frank's (Littleknown) Bird Sanctuary.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'That's our mission statement.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Do Not Resuscitate

Trump pardons

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Oligarchy

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

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