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"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Fade to black...

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Ronald Reagan

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Flava Superba

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Creepy Camp Stories.

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

'My first tattoo...'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"