Celebrity Memorabilia Fan Prints

'And next up on the auction block is a rare bug that was smashed by Jumi Hendrix.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Hollywood or bust!

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Robert Mitchum

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Elton John

Dua Lipa caricature

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

David Letterman

Madonna

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

Elvis fans

Amy Schumer

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Antonio Banderas

Stephen Fry

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Mathew Maconaughy

Taylor Swift caricature

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Ray Davies

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

Dianne Reeves