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"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

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The Generals medals

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

Mick Jagger caricature.

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

Music Collector.

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

Woody Harrelson

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

Andre Agassi

Lord Kitchener

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

Humphrey Bogart

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.

Elvis Presley

"Think of it this way: you're paying $18,000 for the former president's signature and we throw in the canvas and paint for nothing."

Evel Knievel 1938-2007

Elvis Presley's famous signature smile.

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

Mary Quant RIP

"See this? 'To Lou, from Frank Sinatra.' He had the stuffed shrimp, just like you."

'And next up on the auction block is a rare bug that was smashed by Jumi Hendrix.'

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'

The theft of the Vanessa Feltz knickers

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'