Celebrity Lookalike Mugs

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

It's more than a mike!

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"They stay together for the money."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Coming Soon: Madonna in "Imelda".

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

"May I have your autograph?"

Classic Impressions...

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

"Can you find me something that makes me look like George Clooney?"

"Actually, my wife inspired me to start the agency. Look, she's the spitting image of Boris Karloff."

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'