Celebrity Look-alike Dreamer Gifts

"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Elvis Presley

Big screen TV.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Steve Howe.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I'm a star!'

Jack Nicholson

"Er. . . anything else?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

Live the Dream!

Hospital gown pageant.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

cinema

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'Super size me!!'

Pink Floyd.

'So, did I get the job?'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

Directors Chair and Others.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'