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Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

"Cheers to being a person."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Trick or treat?"

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Beer Cannon

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

Festivus poles

Theatrical Christmas.

Poinsettia

The first birthday gift.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Life begins at 60

Home for Seniors.

'Let's see those smiles.'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

Are we nearly there yet?

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Alien Birthdays...

Handel sitting on a piano