Celebrating Long-term Companionship Prints

Assisted Living.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Happy Valentine's Day.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

PJ Parties

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Happy Valentine's Day

Romance

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

Two men toasting

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

"What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?"

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

Next years calendar.

McHappy

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

I'm finishing my memoirs. There's a chapter about us. What us? There was never any us. It's just a memoir. I have some artistic license. Do you want to be my wife or just my doting longtime girlfriend? Some people can't stand seeing their lives in print.

"Phil did a little soul-searching last night, but he came up empty-handed."

'They have great rapport.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

husband bites wife's arm in bed and dentures come out

Bert and Edna Bentley - At it since 1943.

"Dear, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?" "All for it. They should suffer like the rest of us."

Clancy: Eye for the Ladies

"Let's face it, Babe. . . you aren't the men you used to be."

"Oh, good - you're awake."

Congratulations!

Friends 4 ever.