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City Zoo: Day Care

'The child is very illogical'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Dating is so expensive...

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Fitness Programme for babies

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Things I love about Powell River...

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Regular service or affected?"

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Children's Nursery

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"I'm going in."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.'

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Miss Porter, get me that skunk in Accounting!'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'