Celebrating Daycare Anniversary T-Shirts

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

City Zoo: Day Care

'The child is very illogical'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Dating is so expensive...

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Fitness Programme for babies

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Regular service or affected?"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Things I love about Powell River...

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Children's Nursery

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"I'm going in."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.'

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'