Celebrating A First Child Prints

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

"His first out-of-body experience."

A young Don King

baby sweetcorn...

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'A is for Arse.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"They look so young and helpless."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Little chef.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Extra innings.

Help me!