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Justin Bieber getting angry behind the wheel.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Tom Hanks

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

JET (Part I)

Hollywood Breakup

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

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Larry King

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

John Stride

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Walken On Clouds

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Emily Ratajkowski

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Whoopie Goldberg